Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.

I may have been the only candidate in America who failed to ride the wave of anti-establishment anger to victory.

I can't say that I pursued a career. I really didn't, it just sort of happened.

We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

I believe every person has a guardian spirit or angel. They assist us in the transition between life and death and they also help us pick our parents before we are born.

The discipline of suffering, of great suffering - do you not know that it is this discipline alone that has produced all the elevations of humanity so far?

Law stands mute in the midst of arms.

The human brain has 100 billion neurons, each neuron connected to 10 thousand other neurons. Sitting on your shoulders is the most complicated object in the known universe.

With my dad passing away, he's always watching me-a big smile on his face, watching every snap on the 50-yard line.

If you're going to play a character who has a deformed face, you should have a deformed face.