I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

If we conservatives “of color” refuse to promote the welfare state, unfettered abortion, affirmative action, and massive immigration, we are guilty of “selling out.

There is one, and only one, thing in modern society more hideous than crime namely, repressive justice.

Songwriting is like talking to yourself when there is no one to talk to.

Do you think I can read [Alain] Robbe-Grillet in an underdeveloped country? He does not feel himself maimed.

Be grateful for what you have, while in pursuit of what you want.

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

I think democracy's undermined when those who own newspapers fill them with trivia rather than real issues.

When you accept that you may fail, you can accomplish anything. Fear can be so debilitating. Every day I'm faced with difficult decisions, but losing the fear helps me make the right choices.

I don't think tennis is a glamour game, not at all.

If there is no dull and determined effort, there will be no brilliant achievement.