Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.

The blessing of knowledge becomes a curse when we pervert it.

The question of the stranger in a society which estranges everybody from it--while forcing everybody to assimilate their own alienation--takes cover under dubious and sinister masks.

To feel loved again feels good, but to know they don't love you make things worse.

Life is affected, even controlled by how thoughts are communicated in both words and actions.

Microsoft has long hired based on IQ and "intellectual bandwidth."

Only dumb people are happy.

I’ve never really been contained to just one style. My listening choice has always been so mixed up.

The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty.

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.