Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Because horror on Earth is real and it is every day. It is like a flower or like the sun

Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.

The South is very beautiful but its beauty makes one sad because the lives that people live here, and have lived here, are so ugly.

Eclectic yet classic with a playful bohemian twist is how Id describe my style.

It doesn't matter. You are what you are. I am what I am. We are the same-when you take the time to remember me.

I have not the most definite designs on the future.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I think we'd be very foolish to expect that we can just import everything from somewhere else and imagine that that's going to last for ever and ever and ever

Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.

No one has been a greater advocate for the power of love in this world than I; both in my life and in my music.