Large Professor, none greater none fresher, Won't fold under pressure...grew up down the road from Fran Drescher.

I can't relate to livin' less than great.

Could hate a person, but in fact it's not worth it. Never know how long you've got on this earth, kid.

I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.

I write and that way rid myself of me and then at last I can rest.

A scar is a wound that has healed. We need to bring our wounds to Jesus, let Him heal them, and use our scars for Jesus. Our scars may be our greatest ministry.

Nothing comes so naturally to a human being as anxiety and worry.

I've got a bit of an independent streak. I'm not afraid of bipartisan compromise on issues that are important to the nation.

My gran'ther's rule was safer 'n 't is to crow: Don't never prophesy - onless ye know.

Poetry at its best is the language your soul would speak if you could teach your soul to speak.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

I think we do better as a country when we go step by step toward a goal, and the goal in this case should be reducing health care costs.

[M]ere knowledge of the truth will not give you the art of persuasion.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.