Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Don't let your emotions get the best of you and blind you from the truth.

Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Desription should be very brief and have an incidental nature.

True art is the intermediary between man's ordinary nature and his higher potentialities.

I feel quite sure that the American people, if they have knowledge and leadership, can meet any crisis just as well as they met it over and over again in the past.

I hope I'm a spiritual person. I'm trying to be a spiritual person.

One sailor will do us more good than two soldiers.

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

I would love to direct videos and that's what it keeps moving towards, but I have to stop being scared in order to do that.

I think the best way I could ever fight racism is just being as successful as possible.