Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will ever know why.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Vampires love to gossip. They live for drama...

Far above him a few white clouds were racing windily after a pale gibbous moon. Drink all morning, they said to him, drink all day. This is life!

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door.

I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.

Hope provides comfort, and hope does not always require probability.

It's a shame to be caught up in something that doesn't absolutely make you tremble with joy.

I think Americans are always going to care more about Americans than about Mexicans.

I think it's a combination of my peoples that I grew up under, places that I hung out is what contributed to where I'm at now.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

By learning of Him, by believing in Him, by following Him, there is the capacity to become like Him.