Knowing that I'm not a model and I'm never going to be has relieved me of the pressure of looking good. If you don't establish yourself as McDreamy then you don't have to live up to it.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great.

You do not have to be fearless, just don't let fear stop you.

People are demanding so much of me. They really want to pigeonhole me.

I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I'm not the biggest fan of comedies where nothing is real.

It doesn't really matter to me whether the 7-year-olds are big fans of my work. I'm happy just to be working at all. I do think it will be nice to have a movie that my son can watch.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A.

I'm just really interested in the interface of the individual with the collective. I think that's where the arts live.

In the end, the discipline of verification is what separates journalism from entertainment, propaganda, fiction, or art.

Mmmm! Lunch and no cleanup! Can life get better? I submit that it can NOT!

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

I would have wanted to be a rock star, a lead singer, if I wasn't a model. I'd go touring in a bus with my band. In my next life, that's the plan.

Old carts can be repainted but they still keep moving in the same old ruts

When a building is about to fall down, all the mice desert it.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

We are the opening verse of the opening page of the chapter of endless possibilities.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.