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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

Elayne Boosler

Black Friday Quotes: "I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart."

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Stephen Colbert

Black Friday Quotes: "I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway."

I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway.

Redman

Black Friday Quotes: "I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online."

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

Kumail Nanjiani

Black Friday Quotes: "Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!"

Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

Bill Gates

Black Friday Quotes: "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

Unknown

Black Friday Quotes: "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?"

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Joy Behar

Black Friday Quotes: "Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving."

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

Unknown

Black Friday Quotes: "I shop like a bull - I charge everything!"

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

Jerry Smith

Black Friday Quotes: "Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan."

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

Rob Delaney

Black Friday Quotes: "Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday."

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

Albert Brooks

Black Friday Quotes: "Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle."

Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.

Seth Godin

Black Friday Quotes: "World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall."

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

Craig Ferguson

Black Friday Quotes: "You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes"

You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes

Stanley Victor Paskavich, Return to Stantasyland