Mmmm! Lunch and no cleanup! Can life get better? I submit that it can NOT!

You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

The big yellow one is the sun!

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those people. I feel like I owe everyone in there an explanation.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

Summer night--even the starsare whispering to each other.

The efforts of a leader will be emulated. Depending on the quality of appointed leadership, this can be medicine or poison to a living business.

Real talent is a mystery, and people who've got it, know it.

Finding is reserved for the searchers, we don't find what we need, we find what we search for

Graffiti is like building a career. And there is a dialogue with the other artists out there mostly fellow writers because a lot of people who don't paint just see a blur when they look at it.

I love Truman Capote, Tennessee Williams, Flannery O'Connor. I read a lot of American writers.

If the culture is so all pervasive that you can’t think outside of it, how are you making genuine choices?

I don't like juries having the wool pulled over their eyes. I don't think that's what the Constitution is about.

We speak of virtue, honour, reason; but our thought does not translate any one of these concepts into a substance.