Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

I walk out the door with a heavy feeling in my heart as another secret falls on top of it.

My evolution as a writer? Mother said "stop talking like that", teachers said "you're weird", readers say "best book ever

Do you ever plan to grow up, Veltan?” he asked.“Not if I can avoid it, no.

For the sake of our health, our children and grandchildren and even our economic well-being, we must make protecting the planet our top priority.

I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.

The only model to follow is pure Islam.

We all have a relentless yearning to attach and connect, to love and be loved. This relationship hunger is the fiercest longing of the human soul.

We are missing the gold if we do asanas as a physical practice only.

We use intuition as a way to connect with our Divine Self.

If you don't do something special against Chris Evert you find yourself losing concentration after 35 shots.