It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.

Let go of the pain. But never forget the past lessons.

I feel like I've been marinated in Australian theatre.

You can't be a champion until you can beat a bear.

I am in the Matrix and I just took the blue pill.

To think the universe is only composed of the physical universe is to be rather shortsighted.

God has made us study partner. We need to talk about our project.

You don't attack the grunts of Vietnam; you blame the theory behind the war. Nobody who fought in that war was at fault. It was the war itself that was at fault.

Beauty might bring happiness, but happiness always brings beauty.

One can easily classify all works of fiction either as descendants of the Iliad or of the Odyssey.