It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

I love independent films, it's the only place as an actor you're totally allowed to breathe.

People say that a dog can sense the longing of a person, so perhaps he's barking in response to your heart.

People with the gift of charm exude a delightful demeanor—an attractive likability that enwraps you in their warmth.

The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.

A sign of a celebrity is often that his name is worth more than his services.

Suggestibility varies as the amount of disaggregation, and inversely as the unification of consciousness.

Prudence and love are inconsistent; in proportion as the last increases, the other decreases.

When the suffering becomes acute enough, one goes forward.

In hell, all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie.

I mean [Donald Trump] ability to be so shameless, I think that it's impossible for most people to parse.