Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

I love independent films, it's the only place as an actor you're totally allowed to breathe.

No time for anything, little time for everything

I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. It's filled with cowlicks and kinks and curls and frizz - and it was taking too much time in the morning.

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.

One hardly saves a world without ruling it.

Art is about eliminating almost everything in order to focus on the thing that you need to talk about.

I have these slumber parties with my father [Steve Tyler], and when we can't sleep we stay up all night trading beauty tips. He knows all about the good creams and masks.

How strange that the world should change because of words, and words change because of the world

The thoughts I express, whether clearly or ambiguously, are my own and they are my individual responsibility.

Something that can never be learnt too thoroughly can never be said too often.

There is only one purpose to which a whole society can be directed by a deliberate plan. That purpose is war, and there is no other.