Roaches Quotes

Roaches Quote of the day

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Rats and roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice and mercy.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

They're really aggressive. They're like roaches on bread - you drop some on the floor and, boom, they're on it.

The universe couldn't care less about us. I say this very clearly in the film [ "Into the Inferno"]: our planet is "indifferent to scurrying roaches, retarded reptiles and vapid humans alike."

Microsoft is a big intellectual roach motel. All the big minds go in, and they don't come out.

Better a soulless clone... than a souled roach.

... the Kindle is a "roach motel" device: its license terms and DRM ensure that books can check in, but they can't check out.

Instead, I quietly excused myself and went to the bar, to commune with spirits I know how to relate to.

Nobody puts Roach in the corner.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s.

I once stayed in a roach-infested hotel in Istanbul for a work trip. I had to share my room with a male model, and pointedly all we talked about was our other halves.

Papa Roach are not just going to take tours just to take tours.

We're striving to stay in the arenas. We [Papa Roach] had just little things that just took our show a step up and were so stoked for that.

House rule number nine. No roach shall drink or eat out of the good cups in the kitchen. The plastic cups are in the pantry.

The house was safe again, although a little bit more untidy, but at least Vluffy didn’t have to worry about big nasty two headed roaches chasing him down the hall anymore.

Roaches should never trust humans. We’re all doomed.