It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

After a rest in Edinburgh, where, passing a music-shop, I heard some blind man playing a mazurka of mine.

History is now strictly organized, powerfully disciplined, but it possesses only a modest educational value and even less conscious social purpose.

As bad as we are at remembering names and phone numbers and word-for-word instructions from our colleagues, we have really exceptional visual and spatial memories.

I much prefer whining to counting my blessings.

But if you are going to wear blinders then you do not know the world.

So, tell me this: suppose you manage to kidnap her again and take her off to the mall. While you're there a Strigoi comes at you. What will you do? Depends on what store we're in.

...So let us welcome peaceful evening in.

...choose to deal with inhumane situations in a humane way, we can turn the world around and create positive lessons for ourselves and for others.