It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.

I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the bad kind that had arthritis.

The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.

Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.

I am a feminist because in every woman I can see reflection of my mother.

Focus on your true purpose in life and stop focusing on other people's flaws, mistakes and failures. The fulfillment of your positive purpose on earth truly needs your undivided attention.

You have a choice in everything in life, so keep in mind that in the end, the choice you make makes you.

I do think imagination is enormously valuable, and that children should be encouraged in their imagination. That's very true.

I don't often reread my own books, unless I am going into another in the series and need to refresh my mood when originating the concept

Trump Entertainment Resorts declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Or as Donald Trump describes Chapter 11, "Back-to-back number ones!"

Hillary Clinton talks about health care. Why didn't she do something about it? She talks about taxes. Why didn't she do something about it? She doesn't do anything about anything other than talk.

Everyone in the entertainment business gets crappy contracts when we start out, and into the middle of our careers. It's the nature of the business.

I suspect that in every good marriage there are times when love seems to be over.