Trump Entertainment Resorts declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Or as Donald Trump describes Chapter 11, "Back-to-back number ones!"

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

People who succeed in business aren't afraid to hear feedback from their customers -- they actually thrive from it.

There is absolutely no shortcut to success other than paying the price that its prize demands.

Life is not a maze where you have your eyes on the gaps, life is a beautiful journey, stop looking for the gaps.

Just knowing you're not alone is often enough to kindle hope amid tragic circumstances.

There is no limit to the extent of the potential that is open to you.

The mind of the Renaissance was not a pilgrim mind, but a sedentary city mind, like that of the ancients.

My mother never let on that anything was wrong. She kept her chin up and acted as if everything were just fine. So we did too.

Overdressing is the first cousin of trying too hard.

Every problem contains the seed of it's own solution.

If you hear someone scream, you shouldn't close the drapes. You should help. You've got to try.