I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.

I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the bad kind that had arthritis.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.

Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

Success and failure, ultimately, have little to do with living the gospel. Jesus just stood with the outcasts until they were welcomed or until he was crucified — whichever came first.

There's something quite special about a granny's house. Even if ten or twenty or thirty years go by, you never forget how it smells.

He who is not liberal with what he has, does but deceive himself when he thinks he would be liberal if he had more

Every time you play you have energy within you - universal energy. That's the energy that keeps everything together - the planets, the galaxies. Everything.

There is a little bit of evil in all of us, and it's very easy to draw that out.

From that date the abandonment of the older State proceeded with a rapidity never before known, and with it grew the domestic slave trade and the pro-slavery feeling.

I love the fashion world. I love clothes. I love style.

The question for me is whether we can keep Earth a safe, pleasant place for humankind and the ecosystems we rely on.

There is a temptation in politics to look for simplistic slogans and to play the game in a way that looks like you're a savvy politician.

A sympathetic person is placed in the dilemma of a swimmer among drowning men, who all catch at him, and if he gives so much as a leg or a finger, they will drown him.