It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.

Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men who are gone. Here is the record of their being here.

Suicide is very contagious.

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.

A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?""Well, sweetheart, " I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.

I wish I could read what she's written there. Instead, I pretend the letters are stars. The words, constellations.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

I was always a self-conscious person.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Everyone teaches you something. Some teach you what to do, and others teach you what not to do.

Now Nostradamus said that the king of Terror would appear September 1999. I believe Nostradamus knew his Bible and knew what the six day theory was, and so he could put it all together.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

There's always a third choice in life. Even if you think you're stuck between two impossible choices, there's always a third way. You just have to look for it.

On the flat tax, the more you compress the tax rates, the more you untax where the income is really made, at the top of the pyramid.

I'm not sexually confused in any way. I'm very much - the word is pansexual.