It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Life is delicious. Waste not one bite!

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

That's the wonder of the internet. It's the power of numbers: get enough people to retweet something, someone might see it.

I used to have very good sixth sense - knowing exactly where someone was without seeing them.

I don't think of myself as a dissident, and I'm more of an immigrant than an exile.

If a law could keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of dangerous people, there would be virtually no gun crime at all.

Cuba has become a symbol of courageous resistance to attack. Since 1959, Cuba has been under attack from the hemispheric superpower.

You shouldn’t say I can’t until you’ve tried.

The origin of love is the beautiful light of the soul.