It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Power and moneyLike Pooh Bear and honeyStick fast.

If you continue doing what you have done in the past, you will get what you have received in the past.

We never stop to consider that our beliefs are only a relative truth that's always going to be distorted by all the knowledge we have stored in our memory.

Readers probably haven't heard much about it yet, but they will. Quantum technology turns ordinary reality upside down.

To offend is my pleasure; I love to be hated.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

When people come up to me and say, 'You made it,' I think, 'But I'm not done yet. Not everyone's heard my music.' I want to be a household name.

Let the American infidels bask in their illusion.

They've got to deliver twenty-six episodes a season and they're not going to beat their heads up against a wall if they feel something didn't, like, pan out the way they had hoped.

Nor grandeur hear with a disdainful smile The short and simple annals of the poor.