It's exciting to do something you're writing. And it's also a lot easier to memorize because you wrote it.

If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

I think the hardest part of writing anything is getting exposition out easily, without hitting people over the head with it.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

Very few women wait for Mr. Right. Most women take the first and worst Mr. Wrong.

As the years pass, the number of those we can communicate with diminishes. When there is no longer anyone to talk to, at last we will be as we were before stooping to a name.

It is immoral from almost any point of view to refuse to defend yourself and others from very grave and terrible threats, even as there are limits to the means that can be used in such defense.

Build what you want to see in the world.

A man who allows wild passion to arise within, himself burns his heart, then after burning adds the wind that thereto which ignites the fire again, or not, as the case may be.

I've always gotten along best with artists.

I always thought I was a little shy, especially compared to my brother and my sister, but I guess I was always the kid doing performances in the front room.

He was a combat veteran from Korea, and he was a great father.

In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives.

If you start a conversation with the assumption that you are right or that you must win, obviously it is difficult to talk.