People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

It's exciting to do something you're writing. And it's also a lot easier to memorize because you wrote it.

I think the hardest part of writing anything is getting exposition out easily, without hitting people over the head with it.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

No one is ever really lost as long as their story still exists.

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Christians should read and meditate the upon the Word of God which sustains and directs their spiritual lives.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Irritation is a great source of energy and creativity.

I guess I'm just a natural warrior.

The dancer gradually introduces all that his art comprises.

Writing is my therapy. My feelings build up inside of me and then I sit down and write a song.

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.

A long time ago, I learned not to go up to the boss and ask what's happening to my character. I haven't done that for 20 years, since I was on 'Days of Our Lives.