It’s an old Camorri tradition for when a bunch of people are planning something stupid, ” said Locke. “Actually, we have a lot of traditions for that. You’ll find out

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.

We like what we like, we want what we want, and nobody needs to give us permission to feel that way!

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

Get used to gaps in your comprehension, ” said Sabetha. “The rest of us certainly have.

What do you think of the old boy?" said Jean."He's got a strangely sunny view of ten years of defeat", said Locke, "but if I get killed in the next six weeks, I want him to speak at my funeral.

You want a lesson, boy? If you find yourself being born, climb back in as quick as you can, because life's a bottomless feast of shit.

Familiarity has a way of filing the sharp edges off our feelings for other people. You'll see.

I assure you that in all matters of discretion not involving food, we make etiquette tutors look like slobbering barbarians.

To live the life the gods have given you, you must clutch wisely, then run. Run like the houds of hell on a sinner's scent!

Only prisoners were ever granted easy passage into a prison.

The moment you begin your journey, the whole universe begins to enjoy your song.

And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying.

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger. I now boastfully say that I have a hide like a rhinoceros... and I'm smiling. It's an interesting thing.

There is a growing strength in women, but it is in the forehead, not in the forearm.

Lastly, do I vow, that mine eyes desire you above all things.

Man makes god in his own image.

No argument can persuade me to like oysters if I do not like them. In other words, the disturbing thing about matters of taste is that they are not communicable.

Write down five things you love to do. Next, write down five things that you're really good at. Then just try to match them up! Revisit your list once a year to make sure you're on the right track.

Actually, in my own life I think I probably feign neuroses to be more interesting than I am.

I love to go into a movie and have no idea what's going to happen in it.