It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, " Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.

She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away and never come back.

Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed

Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go to your godforsaken hellbarn, you retarded psycho farmer!

Kloo nodded at Lex in an indescribably maternal way, somehow cramming a lifetime of compassion, support, and tenderness all into one slight bounce of the head.

It is such a terrifying thing to see a man cry.

Vampires, fairies, and werewolves. Oh my!

I've been to Nepal, but I'd like to go to Tibet. It must be a wonderful place to go. I don't think there's anything there, but it would be a nice place to visit.

What Hells and Purgatories and Heavens I have inside of me! But who sees me do anything that disagrees with life--me, so calm and peaceful?

A crier of green sauce.

Theres only three things [Giuliani] mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11

Youth, beauty, graceful action seldom fail: But common interest always will prevail; And pity never ceases to be shown To him who makes the people's wrongs his own.

Let's just say that I have a tendency if I am uncomfortable in a situation to speak my mind.

Theres a fine line between playing a dim-witted character and playing a cartoon.

If you will it, it is no dream; and if you do not will it, a dream it is and a dream it will stay