It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.

I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful."

Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.

I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

Fictional people are people, too, otherwise why would we care what happens to them?

By all means, learn beyond the classroom. In the end, thats all that will matter

Ain't we all been hurt by slavery?

We are living in very challenging times. Pressured in the workplace and stressed out at home, people are trying to make sense of their lives.

Experience is always larger than language.

The discomfiture we feel may be our most accurate human sensation; reminding us we are not quite "at home" here.

You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful. If not, it can't be helped.

Like so many of our people, we have now had a personal experience of German barbarity which only strengthens the resolution of all of us to fight through to final victory.

Compassion is easily forsaken in the midst of prosperity, even when this prosperity is God given.

Foppery is the egotism of clothes.