It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.

In forgiving others, I free myself towards belonging and wholeness, be it with the person I am forgiving, or with myself.

When the tram has arrived at the stop, you have to be there! Calculate where a good opportunity will stop and be there!

I think we are realising that governments can't govern us any more.

It is a violation which has obsessed the tyrants of the twentieth century. They do not want simply to kill their opponents, but to liquidate them, to deny that they have ever existed.

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

I think I look cool. I don't know about the other three but I look cool, I am cool.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that, those are points you really aren't expecting.

It is a blessing not yet to have acquired that over-keen, diagnostic, misanthropic eye, and to be able to look at people and things trustfully when one first sees them.