And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.

We live for the purpose of loving

Each morning sees some task begun Each evening sees it close. Something attempted something done Has earned a night's repose.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

The mind is easily distracted; it loses its focus and becomes restless. If it is not directed positively, its power will be diffused.

Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it.

American history contains much matter for pride and congratulation, and much matter for regret and humiliation.

When the heart no longer feels the truth of hell, the gospel passes from good news to simply news

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

When we are abandoned to God, He works through us all the time.

The wrong of unshapely things is a wrong too great to be told; I hunger to build them anew and sit on a green knoll apart.