You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that, those are points you really aren't expecting.

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.

Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.

The course is perfection and it asks perfection.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's getting his power from. He's young and has great elasticity.

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

those who do not know how to see the precious things in life will never be happy.

I won't give up on us

Love unrequited is violent. He loves you so much that he's turned it into hate.

Everyone thinks they're living in end times. Everyone thinks their life is meaningless. It makes vanity easy.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

You cannot underestimate the sharpness of people’s BS radar. They can spot a soulless, bureaucratic tactic a million miles away.

Early American speeches, from Washington's to Patrick Henry's, have been detheologized in history textbooks. No one has called it censorship.

Everyone in my family has seen me cry before.

The silent majority really is a liberal majority, even though the word liberal has taken a real beating over the last 20 years by radical conservatives.

Happiness comes to them who bring happiness to others.