It is possible to eat English piecrust, whatever you may think at first. The English eat it, and when they stand up and walk away, they are hardly bent over at all.

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

The people who say you are not facing reality actually mean that you are not facing their idea of reality

What I know about money, I learned the hard way – by having had it.

Identity is not found, the way Pharaoh's daughter found Moses in the bulrushes. Identity is built.

The important thing about human beings is not what they do, but why they do it.

In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated.

Every time I think I've touched bottom as far as boredom is concerned, new vistas of ennui open up.

The great disadvantage of being in a rat race is that it is humiliating. The competitors in a rat race are by definition rodents.

The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner.

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot.

I think it's not a question of why, more a question of why not.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

I think storytelling is all about children. We human beings love to hear stories being told - and it first happens when you're a kid.

Give me by all means the shorter and nobler life, instead of one that is longer but of less account!

Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging.

The courage of the truth is the first condition of philosophic study.

The owl, that bird of onomatopoetic name, is a repetitious question wrapped in feathery insulation especially for Winter delivery.

God alone is the author of all the motions in the world.

We must not enable anyone to impose his personal view regarding religion on others by force, oppression, or pressure.