It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Have books ‘happened’ to you? Unless your answer to that question is ‘yes, ’ I’m unsure how to talk to you

Listening is the art of love and appreciation.

Things can change in a day.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

Men resort to talking only when they haven't the power to enforce their convictions upon others.

There's never been anything like the so-called Vietnam Syndrome: it's mostly a fabrication.

I can promise you that the Spirit is a lot more anxious to help you than you are to be helped.

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.

You can finish school, and even make it easy - but you never finish your education, and it's seldom easy.