It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

What I want, it is my ego’s demand. What I get, my ego is not satisfied with that.

The Holy One is Holy Father.

Writing is a series of verbal suggestions designed to provoke a psychological reaction and an aesthetic experience.

Trust in the fictive process, in the occult interweaving of text and event must be unwavering and absolute. This is the magic place, the mad place at the spark gap between word and world.

Ask the poor. They'll tell you who the christians are.

...I am driven on by an idea that I really only grasp as it grows with the picture.

You need a certain amount of nerve to be a writer, an almost physical nerve, the kind you need to walk a log across a river.

Jane Austen writes about these humdrum lives with such empathy that they seem endlessly fascinating

The world was going on as usual. All the time she was writing the world had continued.

To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.