It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Zen is magic. It gives you the key to open the miraculous. And the miraculous is in you and the key is also in you.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

Every issue of life is determined not by external conditions and things, but by one's consciousness.

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

I always think, after the second glass of wine, you should be putting something in your stomach.

Character is an invincible force, which acts by presence and without means

I suppose the things that you always take for granted, that you don't even notice, are what you miss the most.

Those who put blinders on their eyes should remember that the set also includes bridle and a whip.

I’m going to carry you now,” he told her, “so we can move even faster. I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Any response from you is unnecessary and unwelcome.