It don't matter as long as he can count up to 10

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.

A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating.

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

If they ever let me in the ring with him [Cassius Clay], I'm liable to be put away for murder.

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

God wants us to move persistently towards His goals

[If] I'm talking about something, that doesn't mean I'm necessarily doing it.

Whatever I hold in my mind tends to manifest itself in my life. What we believe and assume creates most of our reality and our experience.

One has been a poor spectator of life if one has not witnessed the hand - that kills from mercy.

You cannot be a man of faith and live in a day. You do not live in a day if you are a man of faith.

The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

If you don't trust someone to look after your investments, then they shouldn't be doing the job for you.

Among intellectual pursuits, one of the most useful is the recording of past events.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.