It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

We are even better looking on the small screen

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Sometimes, people don’t need our monies and our treasures. All they need is our encouragements to give them hope.

He fought for his very survival. If he fought dirty sometimes that does not diminish the fact that he refused to give up.

Freedom to breed will bring ruin to all.

You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig.

It is with wits as with razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge.

My idols are all older.

And long shall timorous fancy see The painted chief, and pointed spear, And Reason's self shall bow the knee To shadows and delusions here.

People are adamant learning is not just looking at a Google page. But it is. Learning is looking at Google pages. What is wrong with that?

To be an artist at all is like living in Switzerland during a world war. To be an artist in Zurich, in 1917, implies a degree of self-absorption that would have glazed over the eyes of Narcissus.