In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people.

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

What commercialism has brought to Linux has been the incentive to make a good distribution that is easy to use and that has all the packaging issues worked out.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

The devil will try and do everything possible to stop, distract us from our purpose

DONT praise her lovely EYES, UNLESS you have a LOVELY FACE.

Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.

Life consists of burning up questions.

I don't think an opera house is ever a place that can make you entirely happy.

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.

The vocation of every man and woman is to serve other people.

A father is a thousand schoolmasters.

One of the things I do in my cookbooks is I will do a conversion from outdoor to indoor grilling so you can do it year-round.

Just wonderin', waitin', worryin' about some silly little things, that just don't add up to nothin'.