In reality, I am not dependent, butSo as to keep dignity of the GenerousI have resorted to beggary.

Except Him, whatever understood, O Bedil~ love made me forget.

When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.

To pretend is to know oneself.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.

Designers are very fickle. I never wanted to be a victim of that. You're in one minute, out the next.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

Art is something to be proud of. Art is no compromise. As an actor, you're giving it up, you're at the mercy of so many other people.

The story goes that I first had the idea for The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

Kierkegaard, Marx, and Nietzsche are for us like guideposts to a past which has lost its significance.

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend