In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

You're bruised, as ugly as one of your Cyclops, and I can barely stand to look at you." - Duncan to Madelyne.

Although steady and slow are the trail to love, there is no path to see through without the engine of passionate and true. (Soar)

Know your vision, live your vision, share your vision.

I was raised by my father; I was daddy's girl.

Time is a great teacher, Who can live without hope?

If you are not bored by life, and your primary motto is enthusiasm and if you like your friends, family around you, it all translates into your designs. That's what keeps the creativity alive.

I firmly believe you never should spend your time being the former anything.

Charming villains have always had a decided social advantage over well-meaning people who chew with their mouths open.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

My heart is full of many things there are moments when I feel that speech is nothing after all.