In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

Those who oppose equality, compassion and social justice have been on the wrong side of history time and time again.

Sooner or later we're all gone, so no one bothers getting attached.

...I will find once again the light of your beauty - your colored windows in the night...

I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't kiss a movie.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

The day you start giving importance to the life of even a little fly, you turn into a holy man!

Politics is not like an ocean voyage or a military campaign... something which leaves off as soon as reached. It is not a public chore to be gotten over with. It is a way of life.

A good teacher teaches people how to see, not what to see.

The most beautiful things in the universe are inside the human mind.