As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

There were three terrible ages of childhood - zero to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

He would pray...for everyone who knew pain, which meant everyone who wore a human face.

Even if you forget that´s not the same as if it never happened. The slate is not entirely wiped clean

A man of genius has a right to any mode of expression.

He will get through this, even if he thinks he won't.

My fans want my shirt. They can have my shirt. They put it on my back.

Only the defeated and deserters go to war.

I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.

By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of the healing.

Coleridge wrote, "Dreams are no shadows, but the very substances and calamities of my life.