In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs

Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.

Film lovers are sick people.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT

Opportunity may come to the patient, but always comes to the persistent.

Authors, reviews are not for you. They are not for you. Authors, reviews are not for you.

When from our better selves we have too long been parted by the hurrying world, and droop. Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired, how gracious, how benign is solitude.

If you don't learn anything but self discipline, then athletics is worthwhile.

I do like to walk a lot. Mostly in New York. When Im going somewhere, Id rather just walk there.

The lady ... is an anomaly to which the western nations of this planet have grown accustomed but which would require a great deal of explanation before a Martian could understand her.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.

We have received a dog with serious eye problems and a skin disease in hopeless stage. The person who brought it here demanded we cure it for free and refused the idea of euthanasia to end its pain.