In good yeares corne is hay, in ill yeares straw is corne.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

The more we serve, the more strength, we receive to keep the good deeds.

Sometimes, God doesn’t make things happen in a sudden, but for a reason!

It is the way of mortals. They fling themselves at life and emerge broken.

The future is embedded in the present.

You know, I’m fan of women in general. I don’t want to discriminate.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I feel there is no shortage of real interesting women's roles. But I found them and did all of them just now.

Educationists are entertaining. We can always find a good laugh in their prose, with its special, ludicrous combination of ignorance and pretentiousness.

I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.