In contrast to your usual minions, I imagine, I’m a bit more awed by your conceit and arrogance than I am by your supposed magnificence.

Clearly you did not rise to your exalted position through sales, ” she said after a moment, only the faintest catch in her dry voice. “Because your pitch could use some work.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

The naturalists of yore esteemed the ocean to be a treasury of wonders, and sought therein for monstrosities and organisms contrary to the law of nature, such as they interpreted it.

He who hasn't tasted bitter things hasn't earned sweet things.

I was in Yorkshire. We were a family of five and I used to be sent sometimes to get the rations for the week and was easily able to carry them back. It was like one egg and a tiny bit of tea.

You don't die. You just... get really angry and then after you're angry you hurt a lot and then the best thing is that one day you remember something she said or did and you laugh instead of crying.

Anytime I am around a male body part it is kind of exiting.

The higher I get the lower I sink.

People take what they need from the stories they hear. The tale is often wiser than the teller.

Dreams and dedication are a powerful combination.