In comedy timing is everything, but Betty White is the rarest of comics who seems to have mastered time itself.

What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver?

Using iPads as cameras, for example, is like taking pictures with a cafeteria tray.

A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.

You are only as good as the coach thinks you are.

I found the secret of life to be body placement.

You may find that making a difference for others makes the biggest difference in you.

If you start pandering to young people, you're going to get accused of simply giving people what they want.

With Kindness 1+1 always equals more than 2

I never suffered for lack of confidence. I knew I would succeed; you have to. I think I couldn't go into any venture any other way.

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs.

Never does a man know the force that is in him till some mighty affection or grief has humanized the soul.

Take care of your body from the inside out.

A just security to property is not afforded by that government, under which unequal taxes oppress one species of property and reward another species.

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).

I'm not a huge fan of covers in general, but collaborations always make them more fun - they're sort of neutral territory.

I aim my arrangements at what will fit and colorfully frame the song in the best way possible.

The two-war strategy is just a marketing device to justify a high [military] budget.

As long as the world continues to be strange and interesting, I still want to take pictures of it.

Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same.