My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver?

Using iPads as cameras, for example, is like taking pictures with a cafeteria tray.

A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.

You are only as good as the coach thinks you are.

I found the secret of life to be body placement.

You may find that making a difference for others makes the biggest difference in you.

If you start pandering to young people, you're going to get accused of simply giving people what they want.

With Kindness 1+1 always equals more than 2

I never suffered for lack of confidence. I knew I would succeed; you have to. I think I couldn't go into any venture any other way.

When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart.

Bach is an astronomer, discovering the most marvellous stars. Beethoven challenges the universe. I only try to express the soul and the heart of man.

Burn the book. It serves you once.Read the book. Serves you for a lifetime.Lend the book. It serves for generations to come.

Love is often confused with attraction. Love is an action, it’s a choice. We can choose to love someone. Attraction, however, is a feeling, it’s an emotion, it’s temporary.

Poverty Effeciency Syndrome are multiple negative poverty effects (Self induced effects, acquired, inherited..)

Tears have the value of gold on the scales of the human heart' and the weights do not ask whether it is found or stolen gold, or whether you had to sweat in the digging.

You just write about things that happen.

The problem with promises is that once you've made one, it's bound to be broken. It's like an unspoken cosmic rule.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I just figured if I'm going to call myself a songwriter throughout my life, then writing for most genres of music is something I should at least attempt.