In addition, Master Twinkle seems convinced that someone is denying him a pair of stripey trousers.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

I should prefer that you do not mention my name at all in connection with this case, as I choose to be only associated with those crimes which present some difficulty in their solution.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

The road had the lonely times, but I kept myself busy.

If you're from a poor background, you have to work even harder. But that's what makes you who you are.

What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

Reality TV is a totally different animal than the infomercial world.

Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Where there is no love there is no understanding.

Love - bittersweet, irrepressible - loosens my limbs and I tremble.