In a time of social fragmentation, vulgarity becomes a way of life. To be shocking becomes more important - and often more profitable - than to be civil or creative or truly original.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.

For he was aware of the great secret of life: Women don't look for handsome men. Women look for men who have had beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal mistake.

Archaeology digs the Bible’s grave.

The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy.

I'm definitely not a science nerd. That was not my forte at school.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

Today again I am hardly myself. It happens over and over.

The barbarian weapon is fission: the splitting asunder. It has been perfected for death. Our only weapon is fusion: an imperfect process still, though designed for life.

Investing is forgoing consumption now in order to have the ability to consume more at a later date.