If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Ego is the complete identification with form. Physical forms, thought forms, emotional forms.

We have placed such idolatrous faith in our ability to protect ourselves that we call it more courageous to die killing than to die loving.

Never believe people in this business who say they don't read what's written about them.

Iwas a sculptor.Butthat'sreallydrawinga drawing you fall over in the dark, a three-dimensional drawing.

Management innovation is going to be the most enduring source of competitive advantage. There will be lots of rewards for firms in the vanguard.

Somebody did an article in one of the newspapers saying that at that time I had the most visibility of any actor around. Kind of nice, you know, when that thing was happening.

A consistent thinker is a thoughtless person, because he conforms to a pattern; he repeats phrases and thinks in a groove.

Politics is a lot of serendipity. You're in the right place and the right time and you've got the right message, and it either connects for you or, or it doesn't.

A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.

Nelson Mandela is, for me, the single statesman in the world. The single statesman, in that literal sense, who is not solving all his problems with guns. It's truly unbelievable.