As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Connect to the source of light and you will shine bright.

Of all the things I miss the thing I miss the most is my mind.

One has to taste an experience for oneself and find out if the thing is genuine or helpful. Then, before discarding something, one has to go further, so that one gets firsthand experience.

Life, to be happy at all, must be in its way a sacrament, and it is a failure in religion to divorce it from the holy acts of everyday, of ordinary human existence.

Thank God I'm not too cool for a seatbelt.

Life NEVER slows down.

I would only hire someone to work directly for me if I was willing to work for that person.

You get used to being lazy doing films, but classical theatre's going to finish me off.

Of course it would make far more sense to invest in education and job creation in poor communities of color, rather than spend billions of dollars caging them and monitoring them upon release.

We have the right to ensure our security, especially when it is possible to reach agreement on a political solution.